Oakiedog: I am going to make a new designer drug. It is going to be called AIR. And it will get you high...one hit for three months...and the entire time it will be like the biggest speed rush ever. "Hey dude.....want some air" "Funny, I was trying to cop me some air...I just came down off of that hit I took last June. FUUUCCCKKKK ME!!!!" "It seemed like a fucking day, dude. Except I think I have watched every re-run of saved by the bell now" : Dude, that air you got me was totally weak. If I wanted SMOG, I would have sotten some from that kid THE RAT down on the southern side of CALI : Oakiedog: "I do not know what youre talking about bonehead. That "a" I sold you was totally pure. Yeah, I might have cut it with some O2, but who doesn't these days? If you are not happy with the product, I suggest you stop staying up late breathing it in in the first place. Get a fucking reality check- jeeez : Earthprgrm: jajajajajajaa smog rocks though! : less refined. : Oakiedog: Smog is good for like those times you are fucking 3 skanky hos in the projects when they all have yeast infections. Earthprgrm: hahaha Oakiedog: When you get a virgin copy of a classic fucking Skynyrd record...it is all about the air Earthprgrm: hahahaha Earthprgrm: yeah. Earthprgrm: i'm going to order food now. then shave. then make my bed. then finish my website. Oakiedog: I think with just a little work you and I could make people belive that there was a drug called air and that it had certain one-of-a-kind effects Earthprgrm: i think with very little work. Oakiedog: "It makes you feel like you are having the best sex of your life" Earthprgrm: it made this one kid hyperventilate at this rave in san bernadino Earthprgrm: but he's fine now. said it was the best shit ever! Oakiedog: "When I was on it , I thought I was banging Jessica Rabbit" Earthprgrm: hahaha Earthprgrm: hehe Earthprgrm: it's better than a no-polish manicure and a blowjob underneath the table.. right ? Earthprgrm: haha Oakiedog: I heard about that kid...He was told to stop hyperventilating. That is the stupidest fucking move of all time. Oakiedog: hyperventilating on air...what a bonehead. Earthprgrm: food.. hmm. what should i order.. or should i just do more air? Oakiedog: Dude...with air, the clouds become your food. Earthprgrm: i see .. the branding is all ready to go! Oakiedog: You can tell kids when youre out that you mix it with pot, so when you hand them a joint, it is already in there. and it is tasteless. I am outta here. Enjoy the air, I hear it is fine today. Earthprgrm: see!
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